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  1. MoffTarkin

    Curveball Festival, Watkins Glen, NY

    Happened all the time in New Orleans. Weather event or mechanical failure and the system pressure dropped, triggering a boil water advisory that could last a couple days.
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    Phish Summer 2018 Tour

    Disease had a moment and the Light jam was good. Probably the most brutally depressing song selection I've ever sat through. Imagine that being the one show you caught this tour.
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    Huge General Phish Thread

    I just imagined these guys saying the Fourteen Words in a really deep wom-wom voice.
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    Trey retards his singing on certain songs.

    This misunderstanding has cracked me the hell up. Picturing Jeff Goldberg at his computer, buzzed before noon, debating whether to start a topic about Trey's singing being retarded or Mike's wardrobe being gay.
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    They are the low you figured jambands would hit in the mid-00s. I can not believe they're getting major gigs.
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    Huge General Phish Thread

    No fatalities, but there is a graphic depiction of melted faces.
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    Mike Gordon and the Benevento Russo Duo

    Saw them at Bonnaroo in 2005 and was floored. Agreed.
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    Best track of...

    Picture sounds pretty flat for sure. I guess I like the sound of Rift more than you guys seem to, but I'd still love to hear it remastered. I listen to it start to finish a few times a year, it's in my top ten.
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    Worst Phish show you ever attended?

    That show has no business in this thread. It wasn't spectacular but it got the job done. I've only seen like nine Phish shows, but ATL 03 is somewhere in the middle of the pack. Like Fluster said, better than any of the four night run I saw in 2004.
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    Huge General Phish Thread

    Yup, we got completely soaked and then froze our butts off the day that DMB played.
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    Trey Anastasio Band January/February Dates

    This is usually the case, but War Memorial Auditorium in Nashville sure as hell tried when I saw UM there a few years back. The place was oversold and yet the staff wouldn't let you stand anywhere. That and they had like two bartenders. For two thousand people.. Total cluster.
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    Mr. Miner

    Can somebody give me the Cliff's Notes on Antelope Greg?
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    Huge General Phish Thread

    Forgive me if this has been posted already, but a little something for the ladies here. Fish-dress leggings.
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    8-3-2013 San Francisco Night 2

    Umphrey's fans started wooing at every possible break about five years ago and haven't stopped since. This is the nightmarish wooscape we live in, people.
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    Trey's Guitar Part from Llama (isolated guitar track)

    I thought the exact same thing. It sounds kind of like butts on its own.